Josh Oakes | in moderate doses

eyeonspringfield:

you’d better run, egg!

Ooooookay.

You know what a learning experience is? A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.’

— Douglas Adams in Salmon of Doubt originally published in Daily Nexus, April 5 2000

Portrait

Pink Batteries. For the cure.

Red Plastic Cups OK

Childhood Ends at Age 10

Yes. @hotdogsladies is my Oprah.

(via eyeonspringfield)

Notable Stuck Discs I Have Removed from Computers as a Technician

1. Mac OS Restore Discs
2. Pirated copy of Photoshop
3. Friends, Season 3, Disc 2 (The One With the Race Car Bed” “The One With the Giant Poking Device,” “The One With the Football,” “The One Where Rachel Quits,” “The One Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister,” “The One With All the Jealousy,” “The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends.”)
4. Pirated copy of The Bourne Identity
5. Beethoven’s 3rd Symphony
6. Porn Wars (A Star Wars inspired porn. Obviously.)
7. Chi Machine HotHouse Electro Reflex Energizer: Energy Therapy for the 21st Century, Rejuvenating The Entire You